A Cat Whisperer Named Marcie

Little did the Greens realize when they adopted Cecil that a lovable, fuzzy, ever-purring kitten would turn into a large cat of highly dubious reputation. Nor did they know how very brilliant and wise their daughter Marcie was. Not everyone is cut out to be a cat whisperer, and indeed very few people, including the Greens, even exactly know what a cat whisperer is, and that goes for Marcie, too. Apparently you either are or you aren't, and she, Marcie, definitely is. This comic tale just might convince you that (1) having a cat is a very fine idea or (2) having a cat is a very poor idea (unless someone like Marcie is a member of your family).