I need to hire a woman but it's not what you think…
My son has issues. His therapist says the best way to help him is a family holiday.
The problem is we're not a family anymore.
My ex, Olivia, is a prize bitch.
A socialite who's nothing but a thorn in my side.
Not only that but she has a new boyfriend too.
I can't think of anything worse than spending two weeks in the Hamptons playing third wheel.
I complain to my best friend Ben and he tells me I should hire a girlfriend.
I didn't even know that was a thing.
Turns out it is, but this isn't a one-day event.
It's going to be two weeks of hell.
After searching on the website, the moment I see April, I know that she's perfect for the job.
She's a picture of innocence with her sea-blue eyes and her blonde hair.
My fake girlfriend's got her hand's full not only with my ex and my son, but with my c***k too!
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